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"My name is Raphael Thunderleaf, they call me The Gay Cowboy."

It is the year X4. The human race is nearly extinct due to the sudden onslaught of a zombie army. However, just as quickly as the zombies overran the planet, they disappeared. All that is left now is a desolate sphere of life where lost souls linger. They eagerly await to journey into the afterlife before the evil forces of evil demons, arisen from the most ancient and forsaken places of the planet, come to enslave these souls for their own vile deeds. Those few who remain living are known as "cowboys". They wander through the planet being sought out by the lost souls as they are the only ones who hold the key to sending them to their final resting place.

Episode 1: Tutan Ho-down

Raphael Thunderleaf
(DJ Firestarter)
"The Gay Cowboy" or so he's called now. He was once a heartthrob who couldn't keep women off him until he met his true love, Virginia. He changed his alias for her to finally keep the women away and so that his heart would not wander
from his devoted.

Mason Wolfglider
(DJ Benvenuto the Raccoon)
A reckless bandit with no recollection of his past. His first memories begin when he finds himself amidst the ruins of a small town, with only a hammer in his hand...

Virginia Thunderleaf
(The Funk Mistress)
Raphael's wife, she faced death just as all humans began disappearing from the planet. With the help of her father and husband she
has survived...but at what cost?

Dr. Philius Lightborg
(Joe the Woodsman)
A scientist from the planet Mars and the father of Virginia Thunderleaf. He has spent his life righting the wrongs conceived by evil alien scientists. With the help of Raphael, Mason and Virginia he is now racing against time to save the human race...

The Egyptian King
(Kewl Kat aka Southern Cowboy)
3000 years ago, in the time when the aliens helped build the pyramids with the Egyptians, a group of scientists chose two sons of a pharoah to experiment a new form of mummification called "proto-mummification". Through this new method these sons would live forever with their bodies intact and rule Egypt. However, only one of the sons survived the procedure and lived on to fulfill his destiny...

Climbing Arc
Teaser #1

Original Teaser
by BlindPanzer

Climbing Arc
Teaser #2

Check out the movie here (360 mb WMV)!

Low Quality Version (117 mb WMV)

See the "making of" featurette produced by MILF!

Killing the Honkies - The Making of The Gay Cowboy Movie (51.48 mb WMV)

Climbing Arc Production Log - Climbing Arc Original Script

Climbing Arc Episode 2 Details

Sorpaculips and his son Manchutrogular saw Climbing Arc and liked it so much that they decided to make their own RIAnactment of it on their home planet, Sorpaculopolis! Thanks Sorpaculips and Manchutrogular!

CLIMBING ARC RIANACTMENT
STARRING SORPACULIPS AND MANCHUTROGULAR (34.5 mb WMV)